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I'd expect most people in Glenrothes have now heard of the Balbirnie Beast, but here are some links in case you need to catch up: More Evidence of the Beast of Balbirnie (Fife Free Press) Hunting the Beast of Balbirnie (Fife Free Press) Big Cat or Muckle Dog? (Fife Free Press) Zoologist studies big cat print (BBC Website)
Anyway, it made the national news, was on tv etc. and I didn't think much about it really, until I was walking round Balbirnie with Murphy the dog one evening about a month ago, and it suddenly got really dark about half way round, leaving us to walk the rest of the foresty trail in the pitch black. So it was then that I remembered about the Balbirnie Beast story - I was pretty sure that Murphy would have a square go if it jumped out at us, but he's 10 years old now and all I'd be able to do to help would be to poke it with a stick. If there was a stick nearby. Probably something that your average puma or lion manages to deal with regularly without breaking a sweat.
So, I convinced myself it was probably nonsense and finished the rest of the walk in the dark with millions of years of natural selection nagging the back of my brain to be on the lookout just in case there really was a big bloody panther hiding in those bushes up ahead, waiting for me and the dog for supper.
I was off on my travels when Balbirnie Beast story originally broke, and first saw it on the bbc site, which we were checking fairly regularly for news of home.
My first thought was that my sister Lisa and her husband Callum had been up to visit my parent's house in Markinch around the time that the paw prints were discovered. They live down in Thatcham, so they only come up occasionally, but when they do, they bring their dog.
His name is Bernard, and he looks like this:
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/bernard.jpg)
He's a St. Bernard, and is massive. Even for a St. Bernard. Lisa and Callum had definitely taken him for loads of walks up Balbirnie when they were visiting (my mum and dad's house is only 200 yards or so from the park) and so in the interest of me feeling safe to take the dog for walks round Balbirnie in the dark again, I promised myself that I'd investigate the Beast of Balbirnie a bit when they came up for Christmas.
They arrived a couple of days ago, with Bernard in tow.
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/lcbern.jpg) ![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/lisabern.jpg)
So it was time to test the theory out.
First off, here's the picture of the policeman holding the pawprint cast, and a picture of Brent holding Bernard's paw:
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/policepaw.jpg)
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/brentpaw.jpg)
Next up, its the picture of the cast next to a ruler:
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/rulerpaw.jpg) It's not the easiest to see, but it's about 4 and a half inches from the top to the bottom.
I found a measuring tape and with lots of help, managed to get Bernard to lie down and let me measure his paw.... Here we go:
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/paw1.jpg)
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/paw2.jpg)
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/paw3.jpg) So Bernard's hairy front paw is the same size as the cast of the pad of the Beast of Balbirnie.
I opened photoshop and stuck the paw pic on top of the cast - it fits perfectly - Lisa thinks it's an exact match, and she has a degree in biology and works as a park ranger teaching kids everything about animals (including their tracks). Here's the merged picture:
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/combination.jpg) and here are the two side by side:
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/comparison.jpg)
It's Bernard's pawprint! Yay! He is the Beast of Balbirnie (although he's actually very friendly and spends most of the time sleeping and blocking doorways).
I hereby declare that Balbirnie park is safe to roam in, free from the worry of a good mauling by a big misplaced cat, and wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy (safe dog walking) new year.
Cheers, Mark.
PS Thanks to Lisa, Callum and Brent and especially Bernard for their assistance in all this.
PPS Since this thread is getting a bit of attention now, heres a link to the place Bernard came from (he's a rescue dog): http://www.danes.org.uk/ I'm sure they'd appreciate a visit to their site
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![[homepage] [homepage]](http://s2.images.proboards.com/buttons/www_sm.gif) Joined: Jan 2006 Gender: Male  Posts: 342 Location: The G-Ro Karma: 5 |  | Re: The Balbirnie Beast - Solved! « Reply #2 on Jan 1, 2006, 10:33pm » | |
I would believe this 100% if only it wasn't written buy the guys who made the infamous MARKINCH.NET website. This is just the type of thing that would appear on it!
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Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 191 Karma: 4 |  | Re: The Balbirnie Beast - Solved! « Reply #3 on Jan 4, 2006, 12:22am » | |
ha ha ha thats a good one not markinchman the story
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![[homepage] [homepage]](http://s2.images.proboards.com/buttons/www_sm.gif) Joined: Nov 2005 Gender: Male  Posts: 388 Location: Glenrothes Karma: 5 |  | Re: The Balbirnie Beast - Solved! « Reply #4 on Jan 4, 2006, 4:32pm » | |
 Well, the story's made the Glenrothes Gazette now too: http://www.fifenow.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=1019&ArticleID=1301177
Although they seem to be under the impression that I'm off to the police with the evidence.....
Anyway, a gent by the name of Jimmy Sinclair has sent over a couple of poems he wrote about this story now (he's 93) so I'll get them stuck up here soon.
Cheers and ta for the Markinch.net comment - but everything that went on that site was true wasn't it? You can make up your own mind about this story - though I'm really pretty sure it's Bernard's paw print.
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Joined: Nov 2005 Gender: Male  Posts: 15 Location: Cat-tron 9 Karma: 1 |  | Re: The Balbirnie Beast - Solved! « Reply #5 on Jan 5, 2006, 11:21am » | |
The journalistic prowess of the press never fails to astound me.......
"He advised people who see a big cat to stay calm and still and not to chase it or run away."
If I met a f**king Puma in Balbirnie Park the last thing I would do would be bloody chase it!!!
Comic Genius!
We should create a joke publication called the Fife Free Mess. We could take a selection of potentially interesting stories and destroy them with bad grammar and notes of irrelevant advice. It's so funny it annoys me.
Anyway Mark, this is a fucking amazing story. Well done......so much for the "experts".
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Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 191 Karma: 4 |  | Re: The Balbirnie Beast - Solved! « Reply #6 on Jan 5, 2006, 4:37pm » | |
ha ha ha aye you would of thought they would of came up with the idea of it possibly being a dog. ach wells:)
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![[homepage] [homepage]](http://s2.images.proboards.com/buttons/www_sm.gif) Joined: Nov 2005 Gender: Male  Posts: 388 Location: Glenrothes Karma: 5 |  | Re: The Balbirnie Beast - Solved! « Reply #7 on Jan 9, 2006, 6:47pm » | |
![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/letter.gif) Jimmy sent some Balbirnie Beast poetry over, which was very good of him, thanks Jimmy. He's 93 as you can see from that letter, although I was sure Markinch was called that because of something to do with a marsh. Anyway, he's probably right. It must have taken him ages to write both of these, so please go and have a look, especially if you are looking for somebody to award some sort of poetry prize to.
Here's the rest!:
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![[image] [image]](http://muddyface.googlepages.com/bbscots.gif) I owe you a pint Jimmy. Cheers!
P.S. I think it says it says cat, not bat. I think it's just those curly c's. They throw you off. That's not a criticism mind, if it was in my handwriting I wouldn't even have bothered posting it.
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Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 191 Karma: 4 |  | Re: The Balbirnie Beast - Solved! « Reply #8 on Jan 10, 2006, 5:30pm » | |
ha ha ace poems
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Today the story has a full page spread in the Daily Mail, a section in the Daily Express and a tiny mention in The Sun! Although an anonymous Markinch bloke is refuting my claims in the Gazette this week! Bernard is getting famous and I now expect to be able to make a living off dodgy Bernard merchandise. Want a Bernard mug or t-shirt anybody?
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Cheers Serge, Here's the Daily Express article, although it does go a bit over the top describing the reaction to the original story! Terrified Markinchers panicking everywhere!
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Lisa and I have had a few phone calls this morning because of these articles, so the story continues......... 
PS That's my girlfriend Linsey in the picture, not Lisa... artistic license eh?
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Okay.... I just finished doing an interview with a lovely lady from GMTV which will be broadcast tomorrow morning when Lisa, Callum and Bernard are going to be in the studio live!
It'll be on between 6:15 and 7:20am I'm reliably informed so get up early! Edit! I just got told it will probably be on at 7:45! sorry!
I can't believe how much I hammed it up! Fantastic! 
There's also going to be an article in "Full House" magazine very shortly - they change it around and write it in the first person, so there's something to look forward to!
Crazy!
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Without the doubt greatest news story of the year and the most surreal. Look forward to your TV debut tomorrow morning, keep up the investigative journalism.
P.S I'll take two t-shirts and a pencil case
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